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Brandon Banks Appears to Twitter Brag About Receiving Oral Sex

That’s an actual tweet from an actual Redskin (via @recordsANDradio). Of course, it’s also a lyric from the Lil Wayne song “Gonorrhea.” Context which may have been wise for Mr. Banks to provide.

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14 Comments

14 Comments

  1. ThisGuy

    July 21, 2011 at 10:07 AM

    $50 says that by day’s end, Brandon Banks claims someone hacked his Twitter.

  2. Jamie Mottram

    July 21, 2011 at 10:41 AM

    That’s the only way this tweet could get any better.

  3. sonnyboy

    July 21, 2011 at 11:09 AM

    blowing is also used for when someone is annoying you.

    If someone asks you how you feel, you can say that you’re “blown”, insinuating that you feel down. Or you can say that someone is causing you to feel “blown” or is actively “blowing” you.

    This article is just something else to instigate people into making ignorant comments.

  4. Jamie Mottram

    July 21, 2011 at 11:14 AM

    Well then, mystery solved.

  5. Me

    July 21, 2011 at 11:15 AM

    So sonnyboy if you caused a flock of goats to feel bad about themselves could I say “Sonnyboy blows goats”?

  6. sonnyboy

    July 21, 2011 at 11:19 AM

    I could say that you’re attempt at being funny is blowing me.

  7. ThisGuy

    July 21, 2011 at 11:52 AM

    The “like a band horn” line invokes imagery of a physical interaction. Some mouth-on-piece action, if you will. If BB meant that this girl was making him feel sad, he would have said something like “she blowing me like an autumn breeze.” So, sonnyboy, I respectfully disagree.

  8. sonnyboy

    July 21, 2011 at 11:57 AM

    You have every right to disagree. I understand that someone would need to have a grasp of current rap culture/lyrics and whatnot to “get it”.

    I also understand that this headline will grab way more attention, albeit negative, than what the true nature of his tweet is.

    I don’t know this cat, I’m just calling it for it is.

  9. ThisGuy

    July 21, 2011 at 12:00 PM

    So ‘Lil Wayne also meant that the girl was making him feel down? And BB interpreted it that way, properly? You’re making a lot of assumptions, sir. I think it’s just as likely that Brandon Banks was bragging about getting some dome. (That’s internet speak for fellatio).

  10. sonnyboy

    July 21, 2011 at 12:01 PM

    ThisGuy,

    I take that back, after thinking about it a bit more… He’s either talking about what the article implies OR he just used poor imagery in his attempt to be clever.

  11. sonnyboy

    July 21, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    I think that it could go either way. Poor word usage on his part if he was trying to be clever, especially being under the microscope that he’s under.

    Regardless, it shows just how starved everyone is for NFL “news”.

  12. ThisGuy

    July 21, 2011 at 12:33 PM

    I wouldn’t say he is under a “microscope” like some Hollywood A-lister. Whatever (relatively little) scrutiny he receives as a Redskins return specialist probably doesn’t exist for him in the offseason. Which makes it more likely that we could see tweets about getting head. I don’t have the time or inclination to do a study, but I bet a vast majority of the stupid shit athletes say on Twitter comes during the offseason with more downtime, less of a spotlight, and no doubt plenty of “dates.” Gilbert Arenas (anti-women tirades), Rashard Mendenhall (pro Al-Qaeda), Dwight Howard (announcing his dump), etc.

  13. Srsly

    July 21, 2011 at 8:40 PM

    Nobody really believes he meant anything other than catching a bj do they? Like really? Because there is a 0% chance that he meant what the Sonnyboy postulates.

  14. Jamie Mottram

    July 21, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    For the record, I just think he was quoting a lyric. No more, no less. It just looks funny is all.

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