Stories By Chris Mottram
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Chris Cooley
/ 10 years agoCooleys vs. Mottrams Throw-Off, Part I
Nearly two months ago, Jamie posted video of Chris Cooley tossing a football to little tikes, after which he declared “Cooley...
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Capitals
/ 10 years agoVarlamov: American Women Are Too Fat
Caps 20-year-old goalie Simeon Semyon Varlamov is featured in the latest issue of Russia’s OK! Magazine. You can try to read...
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Jason Campbell
/ 10 years agoCampbell Is a Sports Illustrated Coverboy
Beautiful: From the SI press release (via @Unsilent); This week’s August 10, 2009, issue of Sports Illustrated, on newsstands tomorrow, features...
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DMV
/ 10 years agoDMV: ‘The Blind Side’ Looks Awful
DMV is a daily roundup of District-Maryland-Virginia (mostly) sporting links. This is a DMV stretch, but Michael Oher is now a...
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Albert Haynesworth
/ 10 years agoRedskins Clearly Trying to Cover Up Haynesworth’s Knee Injection
Albert Haynesworth did not participate in the second practice at camp yesterday. He received an injection in his knee and sat...
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Chicks Dig Long Balls
/ 10 years agoZimm Gives Free Passes to Gun Show
A little something for the ladies: After his three-run homer in the fourth inning of a game the Nats eventually lost,...
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George Sherrill
/ 10 years agoSafe Travels, George Sherrill, And May Your Brim Always Be Fresh
Finally, between the massive combined shitpile that is the O’s and Nats, a player was traded. George Sherrill has been dealt...
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Clinton Portis
/ 10 years agoTo Clarify: Clinton Portis, Not Gay
This could’ve gone as an update to our ongoing coverage of training camp, day 1, but I thought it deserved its...
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Chris Cooley
/ 10 years agoCooley Mocks Cowboys Players, Fans
As you may have seen, Chris and Tanner Cooley posted two videos (here and here) on their blog this week spoofing...
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DMV
/ 10 years agoDMV: Willingham Must Really Want Out
DMV is a daily roundup of District-Maryland-Virginia (mostly) sporting links. [Ed. Note: Today’s version was a Jamie-Chris collaboration.] Josh Willingham hits...
