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Report: Haynesworth Assaults Some Guy

Here’s what reportedly happened in Reston Wednesday morning:

— Albert Haynesworth was driving his pickup truck, tailgating some guy in a 1994 Honda Civic.

— The guy in the Civic made a “non-verbal hand gesture.” (Ed. note: Right on, guy.)

— When the vehicles came to a stop, Haynesworth got out and approached the guy.

— The two “had a brief exchange of words, and then [Haynesworth] struck the Civic driver.”

Now Fal Al is being charged with simple assault, which he denies. I don’t care about that or about Haynesworth, and the state of the Redskins couldn’t be worse, but now there’s even less of a chance they get anything in return for this jackass. Not that they were going to anyway. Just cut the dude.

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D.C. sports fan and digital media guy that's been doing this since 2004. Once threw a football further than Chris Cooley.



  1. Jules

    February 4, 2011 at 12:23 PM

    Shocking. I’m more curious about why he’s still in VA. And by curious I mean I really don’t give a shit but that was the question that popped in my head.

  2. Walter Johnson

    February 4, 2011 at 2:06 PM

    oh man, I wish i was that guy in the civic..

  3. horseydeucey

    February 4, 2011 at 6:27 PM

    Walter Johnson should keep his weird pervy fantasies to himself.

  4. Club Level Seats

    February 4, 2011 at 8:21 PM

    100 million well spent.
    He will show up on someone’s (desperate) roster this fall, assuming their is a season this fall.

  5. Albert Lamesworth

    February 5, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    According to Broderick, the Civic’s driver noted that, after walking over to his car, the assailant collapsed on the ground, apparently exhausted, and did not make any effort to move for approximately three traffic light cycles.

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