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A Couple Shiny Happy Redskins T-Shirts

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With the proliferation of anti-Redskins fashion (see: our T-shop, see also: Trade Snyder and F#ck Snyder), it’s high time to share some pro-Redskins cotton. First, from twoeightnine design, Hay Hay Hay, It’s Fat Albert.

The problem is I’m not sure who’s going to wear, let alone buy, an Albert Haynesworth t-shirt. On the other hand, I can get down with Mothering Hut’s ORAKPWND!, especially with this product description:

Brian Orakpo: Sackpro, pocket hatchet, backfield bereaver. If you’re an NFL QB lining up across from no. 98, your game is about to be changed. A flash of burgundy and gold, then the black, then the turf, then the pain. You haven’t just been owned, you’ve been pwned: Orakpwned!

Good stuff, folks, and a brief respite from our joyless existence.

D.C. sports fan and digital media guy that's been doing this since 2004. Once threw a football further than Chris Cooley.

1 Comment

1 Comment

  1. Walking Deadman

    October 20, 2009 at 6:55 PM

    I like both of them.

    Maybe a OraK.O.ed would be good also…..

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