Duke Sucks
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Saturday, March 14th, 2009As noted by Hell in a Red Shell (which provides the image seen here), this is the first time these two have played in the ACC Tournament since 2004. And we all know how that ended.
Here’s to hoping for a similar result, and for a healthy, hate-fueled conversation down below in the comments. Keep it […]
The Definitive Opinion of Scheyer’s Face
Thursday, February 26th, 2009I hope the guy holding the huge Scheyer Face is doing an impersonation.
As Jamie noted in the DMV this morning, the Terps fans broke out the Scheyer Face signs in force last night. The above photo gives you a decent idea of how the entire student section looked. And the quote below gives you […]
Maryland-Duke II Winners & Losers
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009Handing out labels following Maryland’s 78-67 loss to Duke …
WINNERS: Dave Neal — For destroying Nolan Smith with that screen and then draining a three. It was a fantastic moment in a heated late-season ACC rivalry game, and the crowd noise alone lets you know what time it is.
Landon Milbourne — Nineteen points overall and […]
Paulus Slaps That Floor Just Like Wojo
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009
And people from Duke wonder why everyone hates them.
Right now it’s 34-34 at the half, which means this game is just a little more competitive than the last one.
DMV: This Is Also Why Duke Sucks
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009DMV is a daily roundup of District-Maryland-Virginia (mostly) sporting links.
In advance of tonight’s Maryland-Duke tilt, here’s a Duke fan’s anti-Terps rap: “This Is Why They Hate”. Peter Rosenberg has nothing to worry about. [Stearns via Testudo Times]
Caps blow a 2-0 lead at home to Philadelphia. [Caps Insider]
A look at Jose Theodore’s surprising success. [Puck […]
Duke’s Williams Uses LeBron’s Crab Dribble, Minus the Dribbling Part
Monday, February 23rd, 2009Duke lost four of six after their January 21st victory in the game-that-shall-not-be-mentioned. So, Coach K decided to start tinkering with the starting line-up, and for Duke’s last two games, he’s used freshman guard Elliot Williams as a starter. I haven’t seen him play much yet, but if this clip from last night’s game vs. […]
Kyle Singler Shows How Not to Dunk
Wednesday, February 11th, 2009Things start well. A nice ball fake gets his man in the air, leaving an open lane to the hoop.
Two steps later, things start to go wrong. Singler will soon regret taking off from the block.
Are these rims regulation?
Yes, they are, white boy. Thank you for playing. Next time, perhaps we try a layup. Although […]
Paulus Gets Teabagged Again Yet Again
Saturday, February 7th, 2009This time it’s Miami’s Dwayne Collins doing the deed:
Ah, that’s the good stuff, and the best part may be the tags on the YouTube:
greg paulus dwayne collins dunked on dunk dunks dook duke miami huge destroyed nuts tea bag
The worst part is that Duke won in overtime, thanks a bit to the sequence retold by […]