Cheers to jake for predicting the Redskins would lose badly to St. Louis. Now he gets to guest post!
Here are our crackerjack staff’s scientific predictions for this week’s game. Make yours down in the comments. Whoever comes closest becomes a published author on this here weblog.
Chris Mottram: Giants, 31-17
There is still “plenty on the line,” especially considering the Skins have a chance to “finish near the top of the division.” These last three games are a “great opportunity” to “play spoiler” and “end on a good note.” I look for them to use this as “motivation” and lose by only 14 points on Sunday. (Everything in quotes is taken directly from Redskins.com.)
Matt Terl: Giants, 17-14
Cousins gets in and it goes poorly. Gruden says something honest but stupidly ill-advised in his postgame remarks. We all sit around waiting to see if anyone gets fired straight off the plane. More of the same, basically.
JP Finlay: Giants, 34-21
Too much ODB. Way too much.
Andy Peden: Giants, 34-11
Make it stop.
Todd Davis: Giants, 27-2
The fake punt was vintage Horny for Zorny! Hoping for more of the same this week. To paraphrase The Usual Suspects, the Skins these Giants what disfunction truly is.
Jack Kogod: Giants, 27-3
I haven’t watched a game in weeks. Are they still terrible? They’re probably still terrible.
Jamie Mottram: Giants, 27-10
The Redskins have the longest losing streak in the NFC, and it isn’t close. Keep it going!
Composite prediction: Giants, 24-11