Handing out labels after Skins games. Today, a 23-0 stinker in Toronto.
London Fletcher — Made a red-zone interception and like 20 tackles.
Ryan Kerrigan — Made two or three nice plays in the backfield.
Sav Rocca — Is it possible that he wins offensive team MVP?
Brian Moorman — He always reminds me of Sean Taylor.
Ryan Fitzpatrick’s Beard — RFB > John Beck’s mullet.
Chad Rinehart — He’s starting for the 5-2 Buffalo Bills.
The Derper — He won our Predictions contest!
John Beck — That was … not a good game for John Beck. He was under incredible pressure and held the ball too long, getting sacked nine times. He also had no run support, no Santana Moss, etc., so I’m not sure how much to blame the guy. But I will say, his deep ball resembles a wobbly, off-target Hail Mary, and that’s indoors.
The offensive line — Just a little ditty about the O-line, whoever they are:
Kyle Shanahan — It’s not easy to get shut out in the NFL. And not bothering with the hurry-up, down 20 in the fourth? Impressive.
Ryan Torain — Was getting carries early on, but not yards.
Donte Stallworth — The first time I’ve heard his name this season he tripped over his own feet, causing an interception.
DeAngelo Hall — I don’t know who was right and who was wrong, but when Fox’s broadcast showed DeAngelo and London arguing on the sidelines I’ll let you guess who got the benefit of the doubt. (Update: Hall was playing peacemaker between London and Landry.)
Danny Smith — Had another field goal blocked. Again, PSGO.
Troy Aikman — How’d he get stuck calling this turd?
Mike Shanahan — 3-1 seems like forever ago.
Fred Davis — Eight catches, 94 yards. Garbage time all-star.
Brian Orakpo — Recovered a fumble, which is not a sack.
Leonard Hankerson — First catch! It’s Week 8.