The Redskins Store Actually Sells This

We could do an entire series of posts like this. In fact, we probably will. First up, the Redskins store actually sells a “Redskins Cleatus Robot action figure” for $30. It’s even a “featured item” on the store’s homepage.

If you haven’t clawed your eyes out yet, here’s the description:

The NFL Fox Sports Robot marked the beginning of a new era for America’s favorite spectator sport. This 10 inch poseable PVC plastic Redskins Cleatus Robot action figure features the highest quality and greatest attention to detail available in an action figure. Cleatus the FOX Sports Robot utilizes his fully articulating joints to evade defenders and score touchdowns. A must-have piece for every sport fanatic’s collection.

The Robot definitely “marked a new era.” An era of annoying the shit out of everyone who has to watch the NFL on Fox.

Now, it does seem that a Cleatus Robot is made for every NFL team, so maybe the Redskins should get a pass. The Skins, however, are the only NFC East team to actually feature it on their website.

There’s a reason Dan Snyder makes a dollar and a cent in this business.

12 thoughts on “The Redskins Store Actually Sells This”

  1. Thank You! I generally have a large gathering of friends for every Skins game. Never fails one of my buddies will say they like the robot. And I go apeshit crazy! What could you possibly like about a robot doing Deion’s dance? Unless you are a child or wife, your not allowed to like the fargin robot.

  2. To be fair DocJ, they tried Tiffany, Heather (twice), Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jacob, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Qbert, and Phil, but Cletus was the daddy of them all.

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