DMV: ‘Check Portis Paperwork’ Is the New ‘Portis Pockets Straight’

DMV is a daily roundup of District-Maryland-Virginia (mostly) sporting links.


Clinton Portis to those who attempt to poison and destroy my brother:

“You really just can’t say nothing to me, there’s nothing you can say that’s gonna have me low and down in the dumps. I can tell you check my paperwork. You know, just look at the paperwork, look at my stats, look at my grind, look at everything I’ve accomplished at 28, and I’m not even 28 yet.”

Which really just forces us to make a shirt. [D.C. Sports Bog, Mr. I T-Shop]

Antwaan Randle El pulls his shorts way up there. [Redskins Blog]

Hunter Smith should be good for two yards of field position/punt. [WaPo]

Skins hoping Aldridge, Dorsey emerge as HR threats. [Skins Insider]

Snoop attends Ravens camp; AP writes an unfortunate headline. [Y! Sports]

The Nats are streaking, winners of five straight now thanks to homers from Mssrs. Zimm and Dukes after being down 6-0. [Nats Journal]

All about Tony Plush, everybody’s new favorite Nat. [D.C. Sports Bog]

Nats are closing the gap on KC for MLB’s 2nd-to-worst record. [FanGraphs]

John Lannan is a top-20 NL starter and should get more recognition. [OMG]

Nats trade shitty 2B Anderson Hernandez for a shitty 2B prospect. [All Nats]

O’s lose sixth out of seven and 15th out of 20 since the break. [The Sun]

Five questions for Maryland football this season. [Terrapins Insider]

Predicting minutes for your 2008-09 Wizards. [Truth About It]

There have been two copperhead snake bites in D.C. [We Love DC]

Go watch John Hughes movies, including Pretty in Pink tonight. [DCist]

Today: Diamondbacks-Nats (7:05), O’s-Blue Jays (7:07)

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