Clinton Portis’ Biggest Fan Is Naked


Thanks to a tipser (who wishes to remain anonymous, we assume so his wife doesn’t know he’s so into the SI Swimsuit stuff that he actually reads all the interviews) for alerting us about Hilary Rhoda. She’s 21, from Chevy Chase and loves her some CP:

The world’s hottest athlete is…
Clinton Portis. Go Redskins!

Now that you’re in love with her, this should really give you hope:

Do real guys have a shot?
Of course, I especially like real guys.
Who is your dream guy?
It has to be a combination of a lot of different qualities all rolled into one: a sense of humor, someone who makes me laugh and who is grounded are some of the most important qualities!

You hear that!? If you aren’t a mannequin and can make other people laugh, you’re in! She doesn’t even care that you have love handles and backhair.

Related: Spencer Hall and I list the 10 reasons we totally love the Swimsuit Issue, BRO. (Hint: It’s cause they’re almost totally naked, amiright?!)

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