We can’t give you all the details, but we can tell you that we have an agent embedded deep within the Redskins organization who is part of Operation Fire Vinny, a covert secret ops mission set to stage a coup d’etat to overthrow the Skins’ front office and replace Cerrato with a real GM. (Sorry, I saw Valkyrie* over the weekend. Suddenly, I feel a lot more badass carrying my
brief laptop case around.)
For proof that our agent is already working his magic, check out this photo which appeared on the Skins official website for several hours yesterday:
Obviously, with the 25th having come and gone, “Danta” didn’t follow through. Probably because Danta is jewish. But the offseason is long, friends, and there is plenty of time to Fire Vinny. We have much work to do, however, so support the movement.
*I realize that by seeing this film I supported Snyder in a roundabout way. Does it help that I saw it for free thanks to an AMC gift card from Santa?
UPDATE: Our agent strikes again! This time on Cerrato’s Wikipedia page.