Malcolm Kelly, the Skins third overall pick in last year’s draft, is having an incredible rookie season. He has three catches for 18 yards and on Sunday, he dropped what would’ve been the one catch he’s made all year resembling a big play. The pass hit him square in the chest, which was probably Jason Campbell’s fault. So, clearly, this football shit is so fucking simple, right?
“Learning curve? It’s football,” the former Oklahoma standout said Monday. “It’s not really as hard as it seems.”
Please, I dare you: Read that quote again and try not to break something. This waste of fucking space thinks there’s no learning curve in the NFL. And if that’s the case, then this, RIGHT FUCKING NOW, is as good as Kelly is ever going to be. In other words, he’ll spend his career being put in as a decoy on running plays.
Learning curve or not, Vinny & Co. wasted draft picks on Kelly, and Devin Thomas, presumably so we wouldn’t have James Fucking Thrash as our No. 3 receiver this season. This fucking season. At least, I hope that was the plan. Because if we drafted two WRs in the second round to help build for the future with urgent needs all over the god damn place, then Cerrato’s head is further up his own ass than I’d previously imagined possible.
But really, this team’s offensive struggles are all on Jason Campbell. At least, that’s what many “fans” in the D.C.-area would have you believe. Jamie has a post about that specifically upcoming, but let me just say this, and I’m being dead fucking serious: If you think that Todd Collins should be starting in place of Jason Campbell for this team right now, hit the back button on your browser right fucking now and never come back to this site. I think the comments section of La Canfora’s blog is better suited to your kneejerk reactions, caps lock and complete lack of football knowledge.