If you keep up with us here on Mr. I, then you probably knew that Jamie was expecting his first child. Well, she hatched yesterday at 11:53 AM and is listed at 8.5 pounds, 20 inches. Her name is Elly Grace Mottram, and because I don’t trust half of you weird fucks, I won’t post an actual photo of her (if Jamie wants to later, that’s his business), but here is a true-to-life illustration of Elly Grace, already being put to work as a Mr. I intern:
So, help me in congratulating Jamie and Mrs. Irrelevant, Christine, on their first baby girl.
P.S. This also means that Jamie is offline for the next few weeks, so you’re stuck with just me. What to expect: Less posting, more anger.