I’ve never actually met Ms. Andrews, but Jamie did for like 10 minutes once, so I feel like I’ve known her my whole life. We’re basically soul mates. So you can imagine how disturbed I was to find her doing whatever that arm-chomp bullshit is with this guy:
I’m so disturbed by this that I was nearly distracted from how fucking mind-blowingly stupid this Titletown shit is. Gainesville as Titletown? I mean, sure, that makes sense, what with all the Super Bowls and World Series their pro teams have won. How about they just give it to Philadelphia? You know, ’cause irony is funny.