Meathook Bobblehead Is a Spitting Image

dmitri-young-bobblehead.jpg … of Johan Santana.

Thursday is Dmitri Young Bobblehead Night at Nats Park, and Li’l Dmitri couldn’t look less like Big Dmitri. Actually, he could be a white man in a Phillies uniform, but, other than that, what we’re looking at here is a fit, well-groomed Latin ballplayer. Nice voodoo hands though.

And I don’t want to hear that “Starting Lineups Bobbleheads never look like the player” either, because look what Detroit did on Meathook Bobblehead Night. Now that’s a Li’l Dmitri to be proud of.

Regardless, I gots to have it. And my pops better be one of the first 15,000 in the door on Thursday, because he’s been sent there specifically for this purpose. And to watch the Nats, I suppose.

In other breaking bobblehead news, Pittsburgh has unleashed the ’89 Fleer Billy Ripken of bobbleheads on their unsuspecting faithful.

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