Parents beware: If you’re going to let your kid go to Ohio State, they are going to end up drunk, unattractive and half-naked:
Either a dorm orgy is about to go down, or these crazy kids are fixin’ to celebrate the Michigan-OSU game by jumping into a large body of water. Somehow, I think the former would be less dangerous.
While we’re here, I’d just like to note that if Michigan-OSU is the greatest rivalry in college football, then this is the most boring sport in the universe. What I’m trying to say here is that the Big Ten sucks.