With the Indians slaughtering the Red Sox last night, we are just one win from getting the World Series match-up we wanted. This is great news to baseball fans like us who realize that Boston may wear different uniforms than the Yankees, but really, they’re exactly the same. They buy whoever they want because they can, and their fans are annoying as shit because they can’t help it.
So let’s celebrate with Cleveland’s Lord of the Dance, because if recent history has taught us anything, it’s that the Red Sox absolutley cannot come back from a 3-1 deficit in the ALCS:
But hey, at least Boston had those back-to-back-to-back jacks last night. Apparently, Manny thought his homer counted for five runs.