Redskins tight Chris Cooley is just like you and I. He puts his short-shorts on one leg at a time, he marries cheerleaders, he receives VIP treatment at stripclubs, and he deposits his $9 million checks at the drive-through:
Cooley is being chided by teammates for depositing his recent $9 million signing bonus check at a drive-through lane of a Leesburg bank. Cooley said the transaction did not surprise the teller. “She just took a little bit longer to come back out,” he said.
Yeah, I can totally relate. The sexy lady teller is always quite impressed when I roll up with my $52 ad revenue check from sports blogging.